and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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