i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Pooping to opera.
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