I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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