How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
