Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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