btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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