oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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