he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do herpes really smell.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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