like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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