So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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