You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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