the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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