i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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