Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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