Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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