Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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