So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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