dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm at about main and main street
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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