She announced her abortion via fbk
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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