What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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