This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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