I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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