She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I looked at my own cervix.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I need a beard to bite.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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