Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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