fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
