Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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