how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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