i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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