Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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