The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
God, I missed his penis.
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