Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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(214): View more from Texas

I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.

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