I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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