Don't you send me to vm
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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