her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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