Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
