it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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