Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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