on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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