Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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