I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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