i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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