So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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