Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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