I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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