i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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