Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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