when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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