I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
