Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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