I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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