Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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