Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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