Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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