question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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