why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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