Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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