google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Randomize
