Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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