I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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